Custom willie warmers

$25.00

The photos are EXAMPLES of previous orders.

Have you tried a willie warmer? Looking for a way to keep your willie warm? Try one of these bad boys! I make them with soft acrylic yarn. Let me know if you have piercings that may catch and we'll go for a less fuzzy yarn. Want a color not listed? Message me with a request.

Very important! These are the flaccid sizes!

Micro weenie has about a 2 inch shaft.

Teeny Peenie has about a 3 inch shaft

Average Fella has about a 4 1/2 inch shaft

Python Pants has about a 6 inch shaft.

Porn Dick has about an 8 inch shaft (no one likes that surprise).

The Tripod has about a 12 inch shaft (hell to the no)

If you need a biggier size (OUCH) or smaller (my sympathies), let me know when you order.

If you are looking for a larger quantity than I have listed, convo me for a custom listing.

These can also be helpful when undergoing gender reassignment surgery (female to male). This can help hold the testicular implants in place while you heal from surgery.

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The photos are EXAMPLES of previous orders.

Have you tried a willie warmer? Looking for a way to keep your willie warm? Try one of these bad boys! I make them with soft acrylic yarn. Let me know if you have piercings that may catch and we'll go for a less fuzzy yarn. Want a color not listed? Message me with a request.

Very important! These are the flaccid sizes!

Micro weenie has about a 2 inch shaft.

Teeny Peenie has about a 3 inch shaft

Average Fella has about a 4 1/2 inch shaft

Python Pants has about a 6 inch shaft.

Porn Dick has about an 8 inch shaft (no one likes that surprise).

The Tripod has about a 12 inch shaft (hell to the no)

If you need a biggier size (OUCH) or smaller (my sympathies), let me know when you order.

If you are looking for a larger quantity than I have listed, convo me for a custom listing.

These can also be helpful when undergoing gender reassignment surgery (female to male). This can help hold the testicular implants in place while you heal from surgery.